Snail Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A turtle got in a fight with a snail. A police officer asked the snail what happened. The snail said, “I don’t know! It happened all so fast!”

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Why did the snail cross the road? Can’t you wait for it to cross the road first?!

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Why did the snail cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why are snail races so short? Because they can only move one foot!

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